Ross Needs. . .

Ross was feeling left out, so here is was Google says he needs.


1. Ross needs more time to rectify sins of the past. (Is there something you aren't telling me?)

2. Ross needs attention.

3. Ross needs a fro pick.

4. Ross needs a little help with his drinking and other things but his dress code is his business. (yeah, those big boy cups can be really tricky!)

5. Ross needs to shut up. Especially about someone as beloved as Barry Sanders.

6. Ross needs to be axed from all Awards and TV shows - the masses will get over it. (I highly doubt that!)

7. Ross needs to shut his fat azzizzle up.

8. Ross needs to quit it with these lyrics. He sounds like a groper. (If you only knew. . .)

9. Ross needs your help! Decorate your site with Ross banners and spread the word. (Does anyone want some AFLAC banners?)

10. Ross needs to be 1m across and about 40cms deep. (???)

11. Ross needs to get Doctor Paul’s new product called Mature Masculine Power.

12. Ross needs to show people that he possesses a hard edge to go with his obvious array of skills. (bowstaff skills, numchuck skills, wolverine hunting skills, cow milking skills. . . (that last one is real, people!))

13. Ross needs to suffer from a different kind of selective amnesia. (does anyone really need that?)

14. Ross needs those pills to keep himself under control. (True. . .)

15. Ross needs to be turned every two hours, which isn't easy.

16. Ross needs to leave his shirt/girdle on at all times.

17. Ross needs someone to do his dirty work. (That is where I come in!)

18. Ross needs to evaluate your teeth to recommend a specific method.

19. Ross needs to take off that shaggy weave and sit down and ask God for forgiveness.

20. Ross needs lots of time for the formation of the world and its contents. (Yes, he will!)

These were much better than mine!