Emma: Mommy, I don't want this muffin (banana nut), I want one of Daddy'y muffins (chocolate).
Mommy: Well, you can't because those are Daddy's muffins.
Emma: No they're not!
Mommy: Why do you think we call them Daddy's muffins?
Emma: (without even a tiny pause) Because Daddy buys them and then lets me have them when I am good, and I am always good!
Today is my birthday. I am 36
11 hours ago