Tuesday, October 05, 2010

You Might Live in Utah. . .

My sister, Dana sent me these in an e-mail. I don't know if Jeff Foxworthy actually wrote these, but I laughed all the way through them because ALL of them apply to me.

Yup- all of them.

  • If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah.
  • If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Utah.
  • If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah.
  • If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.
  • If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.
  • If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
  • If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.
  • If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.
  • If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in Utah.
  • If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
  • If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.
  • If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
  • If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
  • If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
  • If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.
  • If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends [or post them on your blog], you have lived in Utah.

3 comments:

Carrie Gross said...

hehehe I love all of these. Though my Dairy Queen is open during the winter months. Everything else is totally true.

Austin said...

I have one: If you get cut off in traffic, get ready to give the finger and then see that person was your bishop, you might live in Utah.

mostlyprobably said...

Oh Austin. A+ for your comment. I liked the Home Depot one. Love.