Okay, after much time to ponder and consider my responses I will let you all know the answers to these VERY important ???s.
Do you have any pets? Emma makes so many animal sounds I think I have a lot.
What color shirt are you wearing? Black, most of my t-shirts are that color.
Name three things that are close to you: Amanda, Emma, the Lord
What is the last book you read? The Greatest Salesman in the World, by Og Mandino, I highly recommend it!!!
What's your favorite sport? Football -College is about the only thing worth watching anymore
Do you enjoy sleeping late? Yes and No, I love sleep, but once I wake up I can't stay in bed I always feel like I am being lazy and there is something I could be doing, even though I know Amanda would like me to stay and cuddle with her more often.
What's the weather like right now? Freezing cold and icy, about the only thing I can't stand about Utah besides the drivers
Who tells the best jokes? Larry the Cable Guy
What was the last thing you dreamed about? Emma and Sara running and playing in the front yard of our house in their new Easter dresses. Sara is gonna be amazingly cute. Just you wait
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? As often as I can. It really is my passion. Yes I had a really bad accident on January 28, 2003. My car hit a patch of black of black ice and I spun out of control until a telephone poll stopped me. The fireman that responded to the crash said I was lucky to be alive, and that if I had hit the poll just one foot closer it would have crushed me.
Do you believe in karma? Yes, that is why I try to do good things most of the time.
Do you believe in luck? Yes and NO, I really believe that everything happens because it is a result of your own doing, however people win the lottery all the time and that has to be just sheer dumb luck.
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Scrambled
Are you reliable? In the situations I absolutely need to be- yes
Have you ever given money to a bum? Yes and then I saw him walk into the liquor store and buy a box of wine with it, that pretty much ended my alms for the poor giving, now I just trust that my donations to the church will reach those truly in need.
What's your favorite food? Ice Cream and brownies - a heavenly combination
Have you ever had a secret admirer? Yes, I mean come on who wouldn't admire me;)
Do you like the smell of gasoline? Some days yes other days no
Do like to draw? No, I come to terms that I was not blessed with artistic skills with a drawing utensil
What's your favorite invention? The wheel, I have been told I have tried to reinvent it so many times that I have come to have a great admiration for this invention.
What do you like better, oranges or apples? Apples
Do you give in easily? Yes, it just seems like there isn't much point to arguing over stuff if someone feels so strongly one way I can let them have their way when they are around.
Can you read other people's expressions? Yes, I have always been good at it and I try to think that maybe I am being to quick to judge but, the problem is I am hardly ever wrong
What time did you wake up this morning? 8:00, Emma likes to hit me in the face when she wants my pillow
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? Cookies
What do you plan on doing tomorrow? Recuperate from stuffing my face at the AFLAC company year kick-off convention party. I love free buffets!
What's your favorite day of the week and why? I really like Monday, it feels like a new start every week, the day that will decide how the rest of the week usually will go. Also, Monday night football is always a great FHE activity. I just need to get Amanda to like watching it with me.
Have you ever been scuba diving? NO, but I really want to, and if all goes well this year I will get to next year in Mexico.
What's your least favorite color? Pink, but I would have to say it depends on what or who is wearing it. REAL men do not wear pink, but it is my favorite color on Emma.
Would you ever go skydiving? Yes, in fact I was hoping to train to be a Para-rescuer in the Air Force, unfortunately I will just have to do it some other way.
What's the worst injury you have had? I fell from the top of a 6 ft. gate surrounding the church that my comp. and I were jumping on my mission in Chile. I was at the top and my pant leg caught on the spike at the top so my head fell 12 ft straight down to the not so soft concrete sidewalk. I split my eyebrow open and scraped a huge chunk of skin off my hand. I then proceeded to black out 3 times while I hiked to the top of the hill to the medical center where they decided all I needed was butterfly band aids since I didn't have insurance. It was my only experience in a Chilean hospital, but I was glad it was the last. I will let you imagine all the fun things I saw in a third world hospital, and I probably saw it, I know some of you know what I am talking about.
What's the last movie you saw? The last one I saw in the theatre was I AM LEGEND, we watched MR & MRS Smith last night.
What do you want to know about the future? Tomorrow's winning numbers to the Power ball having $386 million never hurts
What does your last text message say? A reminder about my district meeting tomorrow at 9, its a few days old, but I don't get too many texts right now because I don't have free texting on my plan because texting is for people way cooler than me ;) My thumbs are not nearly dexterious enough for such a small keyboard.
What's your least favorite school subject? Math! and to think I am a Financial Advisor, THANK YOU computers!!!
What is your dream vacation? A tropical island with just me and Amanda and a host of servants to do anything we want them to. oh and Amanda and I would be NAKED :-) You can thank me later for that image in your mind right now
What is your favorite animal? I love puppies.
Do you listen to the radio? Sirius Radio
Where were you when 9/11 happened? In a bus station in Chanaral, Chile, I was eating a Chilean Hot Dog, "Completo" look it up online and you will understand the divineness of how Chileans can make a disgusting piece of ground up pig parts into something even more disgusting, but somehow very tasty
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Kick and scream at the machine then walk away all pissy and complain to Amanda
Have you ever caught a butterfly? Yes, I would catch them while frolicking in the meadows near my home
What color are your bed sheets? off-white
What's your ringtone? Verizon defaults, it is usually on Vibrate though
Do you like things that glow in the dark? No
What's your favorite fruity scent? I don't know what fruit it comes from, but Amanda wears VS Love Spell so whatever fruits make up that heavenly aroma, I like those ones.
Have you ever sat on a roof? Yes, I slept on one for about 1 month of my mission.
Name things in the world you dislike: Ignorant people, who are prideful about all the subjects they know very little about. Gays, and the perpetual downfall of the youth in society due to the acceptance of alternative lifestyles and the demise of traditional sports which leads to the acceptance and promotion of such things as skateboarding and the trashy look and trends that follow it.
Do you believe in magic? I believe there are things that happen in this world that cannot be explained by our limited knowledge, however I do believe most things people think are magic is what they choose to believe and not some supernatural occurrence.
Do you hold grudges? Yes, so you don't want to get on my bad side.