A Big Day For Jack

- this one is by Ross

Well Jack is now a little less of a man than he once was! Yes, our little Jack lost his manly turtleneck forever. So if you haven't figured it out yet Jack was circumcised yesterday. The nurse commented on the size of his hands on the first day and oh yes it is true as the saying goes.. anyway, Jack had no idea what he was in for when I wheeled him in to the back of the nursery, The nurse in passing said "Good Luck" I don't know if that was meant for me or him. As I entered the room, I had to sign a consent form, I signed where the Doctor pointed which happened to the witness line so the nurse signed on the legal guardian line, we were already off to a great start, Then they strapped his little legs down and began to remove the diaper, the nurse said "oh good we got a dry one" and then the Doctor said "oh good" as if waiting for the precise moment when he knew he would do the most damage, right as the nurse went to remove the diaper and the doctor was getting into position dark greenish black poop flew out from his bum as if he were aiming for them, the nurse had got some on her sleeve and was disgusted at the fact that she had to remove all of the steril equipment and resterilize the strapboard that had just been deficated on. Just then Jack who was crying quite profusely as if now knowing what was about to happen let out a little giggle / hiccup and then smiled as I inserted the dropper filled with the sweet nectar of sugar water, as if rewarding him for being such an excellent marksman. Anyway, then the doctor strapped him in tight and began to poke and pry and snip and snip and insert a cruel medieval looking device actually bell shaped around his little manhood and then slice and all of sudden Jack was no longer as whole as he was on the day he was born. Jack's foreskin is no longer, and the beautiful thing is he will never remember a thing about it, unless he learns from this experience that pain is rewarded with sugary treats.