Quotable Emma

I have had requests for some recent Emmaisms. I was more than happy to oblige, as was she.

Emma: Mommy, come and push me in the swing right now!
Me: Hey, I don't think I have heard on single please from you today.
Emma: One single please push my swing.

Me: Emma, can you come and help me clean up these crayons?
Emma: Umm, not right now. I am really busy watching the Princess (Enchanted). Maybe when its over if you are a really good girl.

Emma: Mommy, I want some ice cream please.
Me: OK- if you finish up your lunch you can have some ice cream.
Emma: How about if I eat all my candy I can have some ice cream?
Me: (trying not to laugh) No, I don't think so.
Emma: That is so unfair! (I have no idea where she got this!)

Emma: Mom, Sara was playing in the dirt so I get to eat her ice cream.
Me: Just because Sara doesn't get ice cream doesn't mean you get more.
Emma: Yes. You said!
Me: When did I say that?
Emma: You told Pinkbunny!

Emma has also gotten really good at interpreting Sara's looks and babbles for us. Most of the time she is fairly accurate, but sometimes I think she gets a little self serving. . .

Mom, Sara told me she wants me to have her pretty bear.

Sara doesn't like that chocolate. I like it though.

Sara doesn't want to go with Daddy. She wants to take a nap and I can go with Daddy.